Tag Archive: party

20 May 2011: How to cut your wrists safely the day before a rapture with a slash that’s been removed.

And so the world may come to an end on 21 May 2011. How doom and gloom. I WAS going to write about that and the wonderful things in my life and how… Continue reading

1 May 2011: Hey you, yes you, shuttup!

Can it really be May already? I chat to Mein Schatz, make tea, talk to my daddy, talk to my mum, talk to The Best Friend about her plans for cocktails later, tweet… Continue reading

It’s my birthday and I’ll drink if I want to…

On 26 April 2011, a day that started off with a very pissed off me due to a work crisis, I arrived a full hour late for my own birthday party booked at… Continue reading

Celebrations, universal truths and nipple caps

Some nights are too special not to note to memory literarily. This is the story of one of those. To paint you a picture – I have been waiting for this exact moment… Continue reading