Tag Archive: random

If you are hopeful, why can’t you be happy?

Look, I wish I could explain to you why I haven’t spoken to you in such a long time – I mean why I have not gut wrenchingly smudged my bloodied truthful soul… Continue reading

A fully fleged, hot blooded, very capable woman

So the first question I know you all have… where the hell have I been? The easy answer is I’ve been sorting my shit out. The right answer? Well… that’s a much longer… Continue reading

Unicorns that poop rainbows

Again, I come back to where I belong. Where it all starts and ends. My soul. This blog has never quite been about my need to talk about my emotions. It has been… Continue reading

Let’s not pretend like we’re not going to pretend

Let’s not pretend that it didn’t cut deep. Let’s not pretend that this means nothing to me. I may pretend to not care, but we both know you cut me down to size… Continue reading

I have a good thing right now.

I have a good thing right now. So good, in fact, that I do not feel the need to explain it to you or justify it. It is good, and therefore it is.… Continue reading

20 May 2011: How to cut your wrists safely the day before a rapture with a slash that’s been removed.

And so the world may come to an end on 21 May 2011. How doom and gloom. I WAS going to write about that and the wonderful things in my life and how… Continue reading

Issues resolved and drinks on their way

This past two weeks have seen me happy and soaring and shitting myself that I’m not going to keep up. As I write this, I know that my brain should be on my… Continue reading

To set the record straight, M’Lord

  I have been absent in my writings of late for two reasons.   One, I am up to my eyeballs in crocodiles with the work load I’m carrying. This does not bother… Continue reading

How to ease my troubled mind…

I know nothing about cars… When I drove my first car off the lot, my dad made me drive directly home where he proceeded to make me change the tyre twice. I guess… Continue reading

A little known fact

I did not set out to write purely about how I FEEL. It can get tedious right? You open my blog and on drones my usual verbal diarrhoea, accosting you with my latest… Continue reading